Festival of Lying, Distortion and Prevarication

Festival of Lying, Distortion and Prevarication

Yes it’s

The Lord Leveson Show!

Now in all its glory at the Royal Court of Justice.

With thanks to Catherine Bennett in The Observer 17.06.12

SEE!

Brazen Liars

WITNESS!

This Historic Triumph for Perjurers

TASTE THE PIQUANCY!

Of subtle locutions 

WONDER!

at catastrophic Failures of memory

TEACH YOUR CHILDREN!

An encyclopedia of evasions of the valuable kind: prevarications,

 extraordinary assertions,

diversionary waffle,

And disabling amnesia 

WAIT

For divine RETRIBUTION to punish with terrifying old testament revenge this profanity of oath breaking

On the other hand don’t hold your breath, liars will be liars, and bears never shit in the woods

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