Festival of Lying, Distortion and Prevarication
Yes it’s
The Lord Leveson Show!
Now in all its glory at the Royal Court of Justice.
With thanks to Catherine Bennett in The Observer 17.06.12
SEE!
Brazen Liars
WITNESS!
This Historic Triumph for Perjurers
TASTE THE PIQUANCY!
Of subtle locutions
WONDER!
at catastrophic Failures of memory
TEACH YOUR CHILDREN!
An encyclopedia of evasions of the valuable kind: prevarications,
extraordinary assertions,
diversionary waffle,
And disabling amnesia
WAIT
For divine RETRIBUTION to punish with terrifying old testament revenge this profanity of oath breaking
On the other hand don’t hold your breath, liars will be liars, and bears never shit in the woods
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